Birthday!!!

It's my birthday today.

Yes, I'm getting older.

My hair is greying,

my mind is fraying,

my ass looks like two sagging boulders.

But its my birthday today,

and I'm still breathing fire,

my tapping feet still dance

I've got a fine romance.

So watch out world is what I say.

Age is just a number,

and I'm more than a sum of my years!