Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
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Why Watch Wendy
When Wendy whinnied, Waldo wreaked, Wilma whimpered, Whalen waved woefully, Wesley walked weaker, Walter whacked William's witch, which was whizzing, whooshing, whistling, whirling with Wilbert, who worthily won wars with warriors wailing warily.