Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
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Cold Coffee
Consumed cool coffee cedes cheeriness, constraint to collectives who compress countless chilled cups of caffeine. Could anyone cease creating a celebrated compound? We cannot contemplate life ciphered of cappuccinos. I crave the crazy cafés.