Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
Bastard Blues
A big black velvet bloated ballon
brings back better barn libretto,
but a bleak blank blanket blisters back.
Better be boyish, butter or boat.
A blessed book bigger than bread loafs
and a bright bazooka scope,
bring varnished brightness.
Bring the best beer and brutal
brand breakfast, believe it and but why,
broken bold backfires at the Bastille,
Beck's song Bottle of Blues,
barbaric ballista's,
blinded berserkers,
bitter bouzuki players,
blend because of bibles.
But back on brain bleeding,
or brained back busted believers,
breathe better, breathe best,
bacteria.
The bust of Beethoven,
blazed on burnt breadsticks,
behaves,
as the beehive and brass
breaks,
and the blue brick
boo-hoo's.
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