Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
A Bird
flies fluttering flights. Flies fair for flair.
Fought farthest, flapping flower of feathers.
Flew for fated freedom: free, free, free!
Fly fast, fly far; fish-like free, flame of flaps;
Feathery-thing, flap, flutter, unfold five fingers,
for fear of flight, freedom flew far from me.
Flapping flutter, farthest from feelings
of frightful fear. Fold myself free.
Fearless, feisty flier, friendly foe
fades, Florence-bound, favors flavors far.
Formidable feather-framed fighter,
flew into fleeing flight.
For you, flutter, flap, feathery-thing
for you, unlike foolish me, flew fast.