Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
Penny's Provocative Performance
Pert, pretty Penelope Porter permissively parading pale pink panties provoked peacefully picnicking Puritans' profound protests, precipitating prompt police pressure prematurely postponing perpetrator Penny's provocative performance.