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Famous First Words: Write a great opening line to a novel.
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tigerprose

The newscaster’s blowout

"Good morning, mother-(!)"

A collective second of shock, and then all kinds of silent, frantic chaos as people try to stop the broadcast from behind the cameras.

"Yeah, I'm talking to you sh(!)tbags, don't you dare change the f(!)cking channel!"