Challenge
Someone has kidnapped someone you love and they've called your cellphone for a ransom. Little did the kidnappers know that you are the ultimate badass. So in 15-30 words, what is the ultimate threat you give to these kidnappers before you hunt them down and turn them into ground-bitch meat? Unleash your inner Liam Neeson.
I don't know who you are, but I will find you. And I will kill you.
Bravery...or Stupidity?
I admire your bravery. Well, either it's bravery...or it's stupidity. It doesn't matter which because you'll be dead in twenty-four hours. So...any prayers? Not like they'd do you any good.