Dickhead

I was so drunk on you that I couldn't see

You were a rapist, coming after me

Invited me to your boat in a slip

For a steak, potato and coffee nip

You couldn't keep your paws off me

At dinner! crimey let me be!

To the little couch below the deck

I'm on my back in just a sec!

"Slow down!" I said "Can we talk?

"About what?" and then we fought

I agreed to play with him

I felt my chances getting slim

"Condoms?" I said with promising face

He left the couch I got out of that place

Upon the deck and to the dock

I was avoiding his stupid cock

I didn't know just where I was

Phone in my hand just because

He got pissed and followed me

I may have jumped right in the sea

But he knew his game was up

He took me home we both shut up

I can't believe he called again

More careful now with horny men