Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
Through the thrall
Through the thrall the thespian thought thankfully, "thanatology thrives, thus Thanatos thinks thoroughly."
Through the thrall Thanatos thought thoughtfully, "thatchers that thatch the theatres... thatch theatres."
Through the thrall thatchers thought thematically, "thenceforth thee tharms theorize."
Through the thrall the tharms theorized theatrically, "thy theories theoretically thicken thus the third thief throbs."
Through the thrall the third thief thinks thornily, "the third theif thefts the thrall therefore thy thinks."