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Famous First Words: Write a great opening line to a novel.
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DrPenguin

All Before Coffee

You could ask me why there is a dead man in my bathtub, or how the zoo caught on fire—yes the giraffes are fine— or even why there is a fuzzy pink sock puppet on your hand, but I would strongly recommend ducking first.