Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
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Belly Bump
<p>Bad Boy Billy Bishop better be bringing Brittany back before bedtime. Brazenly, Billy began began bringing Brittany back before breakfast. Big Brother Brandon beat Billy bloody behind Big Bart's barn. Badly bruised, Billy begged Brandon's benevolence. "Bastard!" Brandon barked, beholding Brittany's bulging belly.</p>