Be careful what you wish for

Dear Nanny Ready

                 Thank you for your help with the spell casting, I'm sorry to say It didn't quite work out as we planned.

I know I asked for a holiday in a warmer place, but this was not what I envisaged.

 True I'm no longer cold and this was an important consideration, but it's costing me just as much to cool the house down here as it did in heating previously.

I no longer have a problem with mice getting into my pantry, the snake in the garage sorts that out. I do however have a lizard in my lingerie drawer, but I'm inclined to leave him there as he eats the sugar ants that climb out of the electric sockets to raid the cake tins.

As for my complaints about the wagging tongues of the gossips at home, well I may not understand the dialect here, I don't need to, I can assure you they are just as bad.

 I will be returning home in September, I will not be asking for your assistants this time and will be flying home on TWA 638 on the 14th.

I hope all are keeping well at home, that Garotaid and Clamidia are behaving themselves and not causing any problems.

 I will speak to you then.

           Yours sincerely

               Aminitia  Lightfoot, Witch ( licence pending)