Conversations with myself

"Write you lazy ass."

"I don't wanna."

"Falsehood. You do wish to."

"Fine, but I don't feel like it."

"Also untrue."

"Not so, I am not feeling it. Plus this video game is fun. And there is some stuff on Youtube I need to watch."

"You don't NEED to watch it."

"I kinda feel like I do. At least they aren't cat videos."

"Why don't you finish that story you started?"

"I lost my flow. It isn't coming to me anymore. Plus it sucked."

"I liked it."

"You would, ego much?"

"What about your book? You need to finish that rewrite."

"That sucked as well. Too much passive voice. I can't figure out how not to write like that."

"Just restructure your sentences."

"Oh! I didn't realize it was that simple."

"Don't start."

"Bugger off."

"You need to write you lazy ass."

"I know."