Bath Night

I'm playing army. I'm on the warpath!

Please, Mom! Don't make me stop to take a bath.

I already swam in the pool today.

I am clean enough, so please let me play.

If swimming's not a bath, how would you define clean?

Gosh darn it, Mom! Why do you have to be so mean?!

No, ma'am, I do not want to meet your wrath.

But, really, I don't need to take a bath!

Besides, I'll only get dirty again.

Just leave me be. Let me stay up 'til ten.

Oh, hi Dad. Yes, of course. I will wash front and back.

Mom, when I'm done washing can I please have a snack?