Probably Wouldn’t Have Happened

I had this er... ideology in my head for a while now. I'd steal ancient artifacts for you, you'd rob cool relics for me, We'd live together in a happy-go-lucky crimin'-spree. True love, y'know; all that mushy stuff.

I thought of getting a house on a stolen yaught, maybe even hijacking one of those floaty-islandic houses and keeping the owners as pets, then you could go ransacking Atlantis or somethin'. I know how you like 'dem hard to reach places.

We coulda' had kids. I wouldn't even put you through all the pregnant-bloated stuff, I'd just bring them for your birthday, take em from one of doze orpha-....er... what-chu-call-itz? Oh right, dem misfortunages. We'd raise em to be robbin' banks by the age of five. hacking security cams by the age-o-six, fist-fighting good ol' Pop-pops by the age-er-ten. We'd be a proud couple, we would.  

But all of this! Would never happen! because you went and tricked me! You set me up! Probably planned it all along! I ain't never gonna' trust no cheatin-lyin-scum-eatin-little-"

"The remaining five minutes of Genta Jones's court session has been ommitted for viewer's discretion. However he has requested for news coverage over the criminal assailant Ms....H-Hotty McFakename... Jones states that Hotty was last seen holding a false ID and wearing a police badge. Oddily enough the woman he describes highly resembles the head of security, and Junior detective Klair Fennings. She has denied all accusations of contact with Mr. Jones.