Wannabe Pirate

I took a trip on an old rocking ship on a sea among many ships

A floating boat that rocks to and fro on waves that grow

I felt the need to bend at my hips and do some dips

In agony I winced, I needed to go as I looked for a place to blow

my stomach felt tremendous pain, I cringed, as I heard rips

I blew out my back door goo & poo, I felt a messy lava flow

I'll never forget last nights Carolina reaper avocado dip & chips

This will forever be a memory of my worse vacation trips.

William Henry Mills Jr. 09-03-2017