My Brain or Migraine?

Was supposed to hit 2000k words

by 1:00 pm, but instead, it's going on 

5 and I've barely squeezed out 500. 

Aspirin doesn't touch it and the 

magic herb is treated like owning 

weapons grade plutonium in this

country. 

1947 it was made illegal. Thanks GHQ.

Before then Sumo, Samurai and Ninja 

alike all got stoned I bet.