I’d Like Some Money, Please

This is being written strictly because there is a $77.7+ prize and I want it. Why do I want it? I have been raised to want it by people who have been raised to want it by people who were raised to want it themselves.

I am a product of a capitalist system and I understand about as well as I know how to read that money is the language of that system. If I sell my labor, I essentially receive a number of syllables I may then use to speak that language. By speaking that language, I obtain goods and services.

Now, having slightly exceeded the minimum amount of labor required for this, I would like to be designated the winner and receive my capital, please.