E 35th Street Incident

"I've got my bets on Fatty down low."

"You kidding? I was listening to these scoundrels talk down at Madison and they're bloody psychos! The leader wears a necklace made from bits of the spines of his victims!"

"Ah, shut up Feathers. You and your British mates haven't seen shit."

"Say what you want you wanker but I've had my fair share of gruesome sights. Being an imported farm pigeon isn't exactly a bloke's idea for the American dream!"

"Shut the hell up! All of you! The fight's about to begin!"

"You're all sick! Why do you guys consider this entertai-" Feathers was shot at 11:57 PM on December 7, 1994, as a result of his over-abundance of chirping. Gang leader Tito McDyess saw it as a distraction.

"Well, I guess Feathers was right. That guy is a 'bloody psycho.'"