Any questions, class?

—Were you ever seventeen like us or were you born a middle-aged man?

—If you were ever our age, did you think you would be teaching high school at 40?

—Or are you already 50?

—Will you still be teaching when you're 60?

—Do you secretly wish they will fire you before that?

—Are you secretly terrified they will fire you and you won’t be able to find anything better?

—If you go homeless, is there anyone in your life who would notice it?

—What if you die?

—Is a slow death that much better than a quick one?

—Do you think any of us will remember you?

—Does it bother you that we never get older?

—Is being around seventeen-year-old girls arousing or depressing?

—Is the depression arousing?

—Is the arousal depressing?

—When I make out with my boyfriend in the corridor, do you notice it?

—Do you think about it later?

—Do you ever find yourself wishing you were seventeen again so you could go out with any of us?

—Do you then remember no girl ever looked at you when you were seventeen?

—Are you at peace with the fact that you’ll never know how the naked body of a seventeen-year-old looks like?

—Do you still imagine it?

—Do you browse porn websites searching for girls who look like us?

—Did you ever find one?

—Who did she look like?

—Was it Alicia?

—What did you do then?

—Do you ever look at women your own age?

—Do they ever look back at you?

—Why are you on Tinder?

—Is it true that you matched with Laura?

—How did it feel when she blocked you right afterwards?

—Did you really believe she would go out with you?

—Didn’t you imagine she had done it just to show everyone what a creep you were?

—Did you know it, but still went along on the 1% chance she actually felt something for you?

—Did you really believe you had a 1% chance?

—Do you think we don’t notice the way you look at us?

—Don’t you notice the way we look at you?

—Will any of this be in our exam?

—Can I go to the bathroom now?