Empty Promises

No matter your ailment

the answer is plain

food is your problem

and poor diet your bane

Eat veggies and fruits

blueberries are best

they are full of those

antioxidents

But wait! Not that blue

it was grown on a farm

sprayed over in poison

and meant for your harm

Mushrooms are full

of minerals gold

unless you can't handle

the toxic mold

Water with lemon

nothing can beat it

for stripping your teeth

as you healthfully drink it

Whole grains are best

for healthier eating

whoops! not the wheat

that would be cheating

Brown rice is better

than white all around

higher in fiber and

arsenic from the ground

Eggs are good protein

and have healthy fats

someone else says no way

you'll get heart attacks

Eat like the ancients

only what you can find

because starving in winter

is great for mankind

So much info on food

is gobbledygook

so read the real truth

in my latest book

If sickness you suffer

I have the cure

to cancer and plague

the answer is sure

This is good news

so why the despair?

I look at your plate

and see nothing there

You've tried it, you say?

Surely you jest

If you'd eaten just right

your health would attest

I pity you, friend

unwilling to fight

just shake off disease

and you'll be alright