Oh Creature From The Black Lagoon

Oh creature from the Black Lagoon

I swoon like a bafoon,

For I am the night and you are my moon

You engulf my soul like a prayer in a tomb

Your beauty is endless like a buffet at noon

The sight of your gills gives me cheap thrills

The touch of your scales result in shakes and wails

So please,

Carry me

Into the sea

So I can be

Swept like a broom

By my creature from the Black Lagoon.