Oh, Happy Moments

If I had a million dollars, I would spend it. It is my patriotic duty to support the economy.

I would remodel my house to a small work of art, hold Gatsby garden parties, and jet around the world to my favorite places with family and friends. I'd pick up the bill for everyone.

A million doesn't buy much these day, so I figure in three months I'd be back to square one. Yeah, but what a ride!