temporal incarnation of Aphrodite
Non-parity used to bring electric shocks
to this house husband, who wrote the following,
an earlier chapter of mine existence.
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natural temptation found command
from divine dada disobeyed
earthbound Olympian of love
now dwells amidst mossy glade
in which human guise,
she doled out secrets of amorous trade
into dreamland such desire does in vade.
victuals to satiate pleasures of flesh
especially erogenous zones
administered by imaginary mistress
sin seductive tones
thru this private line, but no other phones
triggering mine little rolling stones
inducing groin seams of pants extreme groans
toward pocket sixty nine without any bones.
a copious amount of adoration
suffuses entire body of this man
her, whose gentle and kind embrace
promises to be eternal plan
whose healthy libido will probably
outlive life span.
royal carpet treatment
awaits me each and every day
as differences between myself
and august dweller on high
establish a bounty and glory of compassion
to roll in the hay
atop bodacious, delicious,
felicitous fantasy asks me to lie
imbibing succulent atmosphere
akin to an eternal month o may
taking spirit soaring
thousands of miles of feet in the sky.
upon hearing sweet nothings
nobody else can hear
a sheer grin of joy
lights up countenance ear to ear
despite impish quarks
of this divine being so dear
as journey to inxs of nirvana
induced from being buck naked bare.
while playboy hallucination
at my male member does yank
reality quite the opposite with a wife acidly rank
she frequently pulls my hair as a childish prank
knowing full well that action
turns mood sour as a crank
I would escape, but no money in piggy bank.
other times, her karma roars
into a tempest with a rage
lashing out like a half-crazed
maniac loosed upon global stage
on account of silent battles we regularly wage.
i admit my own fair share of peculiar traits
which only to private confidences t'will now relate
keep on the q-t lest spouse doth berate.
chief among these oddities comprise
lower gastrointestinal
perturbations issuing from the ass
which prompt innumerable outbursts of gas
which range from quiet puff to noisy, windy pass.
after usage of toilet with a bowel movement
large enough to sink a sub
wash rectal residue from my behind
with a hose attached to the tub.
this couple resembles Frankenstein & his bride –
argh what a pair
she taunts when i shower,
clean the rest of my body including hair
dry follicles shaking head
back & forth side to side through the air.
there you now know foibles
and unusual personal ways
uttering that such antics how she plays
like netted in a one man fraternity
undergoing constant haze
pelting this poor soul scraps of food, she flays
until these covered
with thick pasty gloppy glaze,
now laugh till you fall over
and remain in stitches for days.