Thanks4giving me reason to write mish mashed gobbledygook

this own lee bro' thar of yars dashed analogously graced

on par how a marathon runner raced

to Macbook Pro laptop computer post haste

soon as he goat back

to his domicile nestled and encased

in the bucolic, democratic, and fantastic spit non defaced

woodland partially hydrogenated oils baste

surrounding Highland Manor Apartment our ace

in the hole, whence he i.e. mice elf (Matty Mouse)

with threads of gratitude laced

within a feeble attempt

to burble, cobble, fiddle, easy as gravy,

an insrutable letter placed in the output queue

soon as all the typo O graphical errors erased,

and, though struggle to convey love

for such an endearing older sister,

which digitally squawking,

aye did not cut and paste boot doth admit to allowing,

a saucy bit of small potatoes sayest

in ma trademark (truemark)

stuffing of fluffernutter (that taste) G---R---R---E---E---A---A---T

(courtesy of flaky Tony the corny tiger),

which gimmerish aims to waste

juiced spare moments, and tubby direct,

earnest and frank lemme communicate without resorting

to caginess, but free roaming thoughts

to thank ye and Rich for welcoming a small group

of family and friends to your Woodbury, New Jersey abode,

somewhat near Redbank to relish the salad days of times gone by,

when as kids, we tricked each other with a harmless prank

such as hiding a fuzzy wuzzy Willie,

or scaring the other with the molded Creepy People,

that doth rank as laughably innocent, these topsy turvy times,

when faith no more eroded cameraderie,

among fellow Americans to tank especially as the world wide web

iz going to fill in the BLANK thus moments to share

a tasty repast did help me to crank out this artichoked gibberish,

which when placed atop pyramid of cranberries sank.

as didst this heart of darkness

within soul asylum of papa and momma genes

to two beautiful young women

re: daughters, whose absence

felt as gloomy fiends similar to the Ogre encountered,

when goose that laid golden egg stolen

by Jack of beanstalk

of story book fame as a cash cow means.