Dear candidate,

I regret to inform you that,

we do not need you.

nor want you,

nor care.

That your family is starving,

and children are dieing,

and lice are growing in your hair.

I regret to inform you that,

nobody loves you.

people need you,

but not us.

Your family,

you let them down.

You know what?

I don't regret to inform you.

'cause you're the slimiest, squirmiest, disgustingest person,

I have ever met.

Sincerely,

Your ex-future employer.

P.S.

After reading this note I suggest you get a therapist. (you needed one anyways).