My Turkey Point of View

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, happy thanksgiving. I'm about to be chopped up and carved after being cooked too long and stuff and this is the thanks I get for giving. I don't get it. They could eat all this other food on the table, like the greens, a bit greasy but good. The mac and cheese, colon clogging but tasty. The corn pudding, half cooked but sweet. The stuffing, stiff wet bread, but smell like garlic. And some other food groups sure to kill you somehow. But the pride of the night is me. They clap when they see me and smile for days. How about the ham, I know he raises your blood pressure but he means well. Me, I'm just juicy, tasty, and nutricious. Damn, I just wrote my will!