The Bible Should Come With Warning Labels
Looking for a great read?
Then check out the Bible!
Warning: contains conflicting plot points, murder, genocide, adultery, misogyny, violent beatings, dictatorship, executions, slavery, pedophilia, incest, polygamy, eternal banishment, unlawful justice, descriptions of damnation and hell, and no actual historical proof that any of this happened.
Side affects may include racism, sexism, homophobia, paranoid delusions, Crusades, inquisitions, genocide, genital mutilation, logical fallacies, superstition, lack of scientific understanding, and magical worldview.
10
4
7