Posts
Challenges
Portals
Authors
Books
beta
Sign Up
Challenge
Write a funny poem to the tune of a children's song
Try to keep it lighthearted, have fun and don't forget to try singing it before submitting, to make sure it works. Tell us what song you used so others can try singing it as well.

The Farmer in the Mall

The farmer in the mall,

The farmer in the mall,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer in the mall.

And the farmer takes the meat,

The farmer takes the meat,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes the meat.

Then the farmer takes the dairy,

The farmer takes the dairy,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes the dairy.

Next the farmer takes the veggies,

The farmer takes the veggies,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes the veggies.

The farmer takes the fruit,

The farmer take the fruit,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes the fruit.

And the farmer buys the clothes,

The farmer buys the clothes,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer buys the clothes

Then the farmer takes a phone,

The farmer takes a phone,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes a phone.

The cart is now full,

The cart is now full,

Hi ho the derry o,

The cart is now full.

1
0
2