Easter

Easter. Not my favorite day. Rabbits terrify me, I hate eggs, and my dog ran away last Easter. The rest of my family doesn't get it. They say the rabbits won't hurt me. Only I know the truth about those disgusting creatures that defile our planet every single night. I hate Easter because that's when the most evil bunny of all rampages in our homes. The Easter Bunny. That evil, overglorified sewer rat terrifies me. He is coming tonight, coming for me.