April Fools

Aprils Fools day, you say?

I say more like April Snooze day.

I don't want to play.

These jokes don't work for me.

It's not funny to call me and say school is cancelled when it isn't.

That's not what I call a joke, I call that being in a prison,

of my own anxieties.

It is funny to hide a spider in the bathroom to scare Mom, though.