Mellow Yellow Donor

She drank some purple Lemonade

Cause she’s vegan

She won’t kill Gators for Gatorade

Or drink dry Seagrams

Knew she had to take the test

In the cup

Yet the liquid that streamed

wasn’t yellow enough

Like a Mojito swimming with spearmint

Her herbs weren’t declared safe by the American government

Yet she needed to work

So she went home late at night

Fervently thru Google she’d search

The order was placed and it felt like Christmas

Maybe not a wish but a job is definitely “to do list”

Wishin away the reality of day is quite useless

But anyway, that little yellow pill bottle of liquid stashed inside her pretty panties

Sweating more then the interview

But probably less than the Grammys

But she knew she’d need the weed to keep sanity

If she was to serve humanity in some sort of capacity

Two weeks later the test came confirmed

she was the new owner of a day job she earned

Bills paid for the lovely stoner

And she couldn’t do anything other

than thank God

And praise her mellow yellow donor