Warning: This is a rant about attention addicts

There's a lot of things that irritate me--overachievers, pop quizzes, sloppily-written books, repetitive songs, to name a few--but the thing that tops the list is...

...Attention addicts.

Seriously, am I the only one who gets tired of every chipped nail or split end being a national emergency? It's not that I hate people like this, because I actually have a friend who's like this. But I can only take them in small doses.

And when I say small, I mean small. Like, small small. You know, those rare occassions when sun is brighter than usual, the birds are singing better than ever, and your outfit's totally bomb. (And pigs are like, flying.)

Anyway...you know what? I'm just gonna stop before I type an entire novel. Because I can't stand people who text me an entire novel in response to a simple question.

Signing out.