All’s Fair

You’re secretly sexy, you texted,

After our sweaty session.

I don’t know what it means, I thought.

But I like it.

A lot.

You used to call me hotstuff.

God, I love the way you lie.

When I said, "check out my fat ass."

You replied, “phat”.

Dammit, why did you have to play me like that?

Thinking back on it, what did I call you?

Here’s a few:

Asshole

Sociopath

Douche

Liar

Scumbag

Sorry, I guess I was kinda rude.

But what can I say?

I liked you.