Hi There

Waves are you waving at me?

I’ll wave back anyways even if you aren’t cause I’m me.

The ocean waves and I wave back.

I hope nobody thinks I’m crazy or sees a problem with that.

The trees wave when they move in the breeze.

They wave to climb inside so I go up and get in.

We wave together at the stuff down below.

Trees tell me your secret.

I’m too short.

I want to grow.

People wave in stadiums for players they don’t know.

But in my neighborhood they seldom wave at their own neighbors.

It’s fucking lame yo.

I wave and I nod and I say hello.

Wave back you cowards.

Don’t just leave me hanging low.

It’s alright though.

The squirrels don’t bother to wave.

They just say come play.

With their bushy bushy tails, I chase them around all day.

A song hits me right between the ears.

And I wave my body like aquatic karate.

Flags waving on flag poles in the wind.

I use to celebrate those.

Now I’m not so sure if they are waving at me or flipping me off.

I like people who have wavey hair.

I used to get jealous cause mine’s curly.

That is I did until I learned of people spending time to ultra-wave their hair like mine.

Radio waves and electro-magnetic frequencies.

I wave you off with my ultra-wavey freakacies.

I crest troughs and trough crests and bounce right and bounce left.

I alpha beta gamma delta wave the very best.

The sun waves hello every morning and goodbye every night.

The moon waves hello every night and goodbye every morning.

The planets and stars, Jupiter, Beetlegeuse, Mars,

I’m waving!

I’m waving!

Wave back neighbors!

Wave me up!

I’m waving right here and I’m not giving up.

I wave approximately 140 pounds.

It’s not metric.

It’s electric.

Nothing’s waving me down.

I awave the future with eager anticipation.

I’m wave and I’m fearless and I’m my favorite radio station.