Snow Lady Please

One day,

I was walking down the road

’Til I saw a patch of snow,

then I thought,

‘Why is there snow? Its the middle of summer’, but then

The weird snow began to grow

It turned into a light shadow

shining bright,

smiling cold, like a mystery murdrer~~, so then

I spun around and ran

I ran like hell and sang,

this crazed tune

I’ll tell ya how it goes, it sounds a little something like:

“My life is messed up!

What the hell is wrong with me?

does no one, out there, even care

I’m living a calamity.”

Society goes on normally

while I’m here going crazy!”

Do people really not see

this freaky creature chasing me”

[Drrraaah

Di dum di dum dum daaa

Di dum di dum dum daaa

Dum di dum dum doo do dooo] x2

“Hey wait!”

The snow lady called to say:

“I’m no monster- don’t run away.

Please stay here.

Don’t you know an angel, when you see one?!

Oh, I’m dead.

That one thought ran through my head.

I fell to my knees and begged...

this snow angel...

“I don’t wanna die, but I don’t really wanna stay

aliiiiiivvveee~”

*guitar/violin/piano/or/cello solo

“Life is messed up!

People are so crazy,

No one out there even cares

I’m living a calamity”

“Countries don’t give a damn

The media is a big huge sham

Taxes are too high to die

so angel lady, please keep me

aliiivee~”

[Dum di dum dum daaa

Dum di dum dum daaa

Dum di dum dum hmmm mm hmmm]

“Human person...

I’m sorry to say this...

This angel your seeing...

was only... look...ing

for...

direee~ctions.”