You Blew It

Where were you when it happened.

What happened?

The incident that happened when you were there.

I wasn't there.

How do you know you weren't there if you don't know what happened?

I feel like it wasn't me.

Do you have a twin?

No. Not that I am aware of.

So someone that look like you, act like you, smell like you, talk like you, move like you, and walk like you were there, but surely not you.

That's right.

So where were you when it happened?

I was at home looking at T.V. with friends.

Do your friend know you are here with me now?

No. But I can call them and have them to verify my alibi.

No, it won't be necessary, because you knew what happened because you

knew when it happened in order for you to say you were at home at the time.

You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you in

a court of law. Put your hands behind your head!