Care for a Drink?

Bring me a bottle-opener, I’ll drink the night away.

I want to feel light and carefree,

Say,

Are you willing to drink with me?

I’ll tell you in advance because I care,

This drink’s cheap and a little bitter;

But,

Will you bear the flavor for me?

You might vomit on the fifth and pass out after,

You might wake up late with your head feeling battered

And it’s late at night,

You might get in trouble:

Don’t worry, I won’t force you,

The thing is,

The drink’s just too much, for me, to handle...