THIS IS THE MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE

if you are schizophrenic a small voice will tell you what number to press

if you are co-dependent some one will press 2 for you

if you are paranoid we know where you are and know what you want and we will trace your call

if you are depressive it does not matter no one will answer you

if you have multiple personalizes press 3456

if you are dyslexic press 696969696969

if you have a nervous disorder fidget with # key until the beep , after the beep, please wait for the beep

if you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly

if you are delusional press 7 and the mother ship will answer you