Request for Appt with Dr. Jekyll

Hello Dr. Jekyll,

Doc, please help me, please let me confide.

You gave me advice that I did not abide.

And it’s honestly not because I didn’t try,

because all I could do is lay in bed and cry.

I feel you’re unreasonable, so grandiose,

and it doesn’t help me when all you do is boast.

And you tell me to splurge on all these expenses,

without any regard for the consequences.

Aimless anger, getting really dangerous.

Screaming and crying, no reason or purpose.

Help me out of this, I need some stability...

So please, doc...

tell me how to turn this hostility

into feelings of joy and tranquility.

Dr. Jekyll, I hope you can help me find

some kind of peace of mind.

Respectfully signed,

Mr. Hyde

PS, wait... Now I’m feeling fine.

Dear Mr. Hyde,

See? You’re perfect, you’re completely fine.

Your ugly feelings are just bipolar lies.

Doctors orders: "Ignore your cries...

All you need is some exercise."

Look at your muscles, look at their size,

you're walking, catching all the eyes.

Look at your brain, look at how wise,

making everyone else’s look pint-sized.

Just leave your house, it’s easy enough...

You know that when they see you

they'll think you’re hot stuff.

Get piss drunk, you will be fine.

Go find some coke, do more than one line.

Spend all your dough, it will be okay...

because in money you'll be showered,

and endlessly admired,

for all the smart things that you say.

Your meds are filled, ready at the pharmacy...

But don't worry,

and enjoy your frivolity.

Because you have complete and total control

to pull your own self out of this hole,

and the natural ability

to make yourself well.

It's easy to maintain stability...

Just avoid your personal hell.

Sincerely signed,

Dr. Jekyll