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1 year, 2 years, 5 years, 10 years from now...you've done it. You've accomplished a big goal. You're published. You aren't only published, you're on all of the best-seller lists; You're famous and you know it. What does your bio say when you publish book #2? You're an acclaimed author releasing book #2, and you're in charge of the 'About the Author' portion of the inside back cover.... What does it say? Have fun with it! If you have a book on theprose (or anywhere else online) that you'd like to share, post a link to it at the end. I don't have any to link myself...but I'd love a new reading list. :) I'll pick the winner & throw out a $1 prize for fun.
Any length or style. Post your author bio, as if you've published your first world renown book already.

Zzyt’kiin 65. Author, Overlord, Pastry chef.

Since last year’s greatest best-seller “How to live with yourself in a vassaliated society” which artfully introduced us to all the new inns and outs of the global ragime, Zzyt’kiin 65 has done it again. The reculsive invader says he has been writing since he was a larva. He tries to focus in his work on bringing out the true benevolant character of the mother-queen, but he hopes his books are not seen as meer user’s manuals to the new and exciting life he has unleashed. He hopes that we all learn to subjugate willfully to the wonderful hirarchy, while still keeping room for moments of relaxaion. After all, everybody needs to brush their antennas sometimes.

Growing up, Zzyt’kiin 65 found his passion in literature. His commentary poems which were added to the special reprinting of the previous book, shed light on his early childhood. (e.g. “kissed by the antlion”). It was only after arrival at earth that he discovered that there was actual demand for his talents, as he was requested to formulate THE ARTICLE OF SURRENDER. Zzyt’kiin 65 also finds time to dabble in the confectionary arts of which you will definitely want to read in his upcoming sequal, schedulaed to be relased this february.

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