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“Keep it up, wiseass!” he growled, his shaved head gleaming with perspiration.

“I will kick your ass!” yelled the huge, dark mass of rage and muscle.

The rest of the prisoners and guards watched as the two grabbed each other and wrestled to the ground in a knot of straining flesh.

“Love is the only way to resolve our differences!” someone shouted, and the bald man’s brows were knit in a sudden epiphany.

He gave his opponent a hard knock with his head, and the man fell like a redwood, crashing to the hard ground of the yard.

“Kiss me, you fool!” he giggled to the unconscious mountain, and then planted a big, wet one right on his still lips.

<Alternate challenge entry since I aren't too good at ththe reading.>