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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.
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Worst Thing To Say

“I love you honey! Have a great first day! I am so proud of you, but I don’t have very high expectations! You are stupid, and are going to fail me! Bye now, I have to drive your genius brother to school!” Yikes.