Challenge
Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Fatherly advice...
Now remember son, children are the worst people in the world. They lie, cheat and steal. They're violent and cruel.
So if anyone even looks at you funny, break their nose.
Show them who's boss.