Challenge
Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Momma
(inside car)
"Alright, here we are! Kiss Momma before you leave. Bye honey-booboo!"
(notices bottle of anti-fungal cream on car seat)
"Shit."
(opens door)
HONEY WAIT, YOU FORGOT YOUR OINTMENT!"