Challenge
Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Do as I say...
Listen kid, just because I partied around when I was in school doesn’t mean you get to. Cocaine is not that great to be honest... (Yes honey I know it’s Kindergarden but the kid’s gotta learn sometime)... Just don’t talke to stranges, or I’ll kick your ass.