I Forgot

Me: Um... I forgot to tell you something

Them: What?

Me: You know how I said I was on a diet?

Them: (slowly) Yeah

Me: And how I said I wouldn't touch another donut, cookie, or bowl of ice cream?

Them: (confused) Yeah, so?

Me: That was a lie. (Brings box of donuts out from behind back and stuffs one in mouth.)

Sorry.

Them: Well, since you lied, at least let me have a donut.