Doctor

It's not exactly a name that I like but if I were to be born as Doctor, it would make life much easier. I won't need to slog through so many years of hardship in university just to obtain a piece of paper that certifies me as a qualified doctor. My parents don't have to spend a fortune on my tuition fees either.

With that name, I can become the Doctor that my parents wish for me to become. No stranger would question my background or status if they heard someone calling me "Doctor" or "Doc". Best of all, I can act smart with the limited amount of knowledge that I possess and people will still believe me all because I say I am Doctor.