My Monsters

I have a monster

he calls himself billy

he's a funny monster

but tries to give me wet wet willies

I have a monster

he can't speak english

he want to say

beep bop beep beep bop beep

can you help me translate?

I have a monster

his name is peindy

he said I could call him pen

because I am friendly

I have a monster

his name is grant

and he is tall

and mabe he is my brother...